Professor Radwan
11-04-2006, 08:02 PM
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got
>back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her
mother,
>"so how was the honeymoon?"
>
>"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic."
>Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam
>started using the most horrible ********.... things I'd never heard
>before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get
>me and take me home...
>
>PLEASE MAMA, PLEASE!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down!
Tell
>me, what could be so awful. WHAT 4-letter words?" "Please don't make
me
>tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed they're just
too
>awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!" "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has
>you so upset.Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
>Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama, words like 'dust, wash,
iron,
>****, .."
>
>"I'll pick you up in ten minutes," said the mother.
>back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her
mother,
>"so how was the honeymoon?"
>
>"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic."
>Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam
>started using the most horrible ********.... things I'd never heard
>before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get
>me and take me home...
>
>PLEASE MAMA, PLEASE!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down!
Tell
>me, what could be so awful. WHAT 4-letter words?" "Please don't make
me
>tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed they're just
too
>awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!" "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has
>you so upset.Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
>Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama, words like 'dust, wash,
iron,
>****, .."
>
>"I'll pick you up in ten minutes," said the mother.