نصائح ولا اروع

[( ملكة القمري )]

A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


Three FASTEST means of Communication:
Tele-Phone
Tele-Vision
Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.


A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC



Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.


Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.


When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Please PAY your ELECTRICITY BILL.

[بن وايل]

يعطيك الف عافيه

واشكرك على الموضوع

والى الامام

[عبدالله العنزي]

يعطيك العافيــه اختـي وبـارك الله فيــك
ولاهنـتي على موضـوعك الطيب ..

[حطموك ياقلبي]

يعطيج العافيه وماقصرتي اختي على الموضوووع المميز ولا هنتي علي موضوعج


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